Stress can die dot com

Imagine a person who falls over her own words, has trouble speaking properly in English or even Mandarin nevermind BM has to write formal invitation letter in BM.

Someone save me, can?

Wanna change this and that, never mind, we comply. Complain this and that, never mind, we take it in. But please, make up your mind can or not? Don't give us such a hard time. It makes everyone's lives easier.

Better you next life become mosquito since you suck so much blood of people. Opps, my bad.. not so much, more like every single drop of blood. Leech or vampire bats also can.

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I despise your weakness.

Seriously. I despise people who are weak and pretend to be all macho and strong. Gimme a break. Yeah, I'm not that strong either but at least I think I don't show all those fake fronts.

I don't understand why you're doing this me? Can't you just come clean? It's even easier that way, for everyone: I, you, we. they, he, she, it, shim.

By keeping my thoughts in doesn't means I'm all that blur as I appear to be. It doesn't mean all those information are not being deciphered. This is not the first time. I'm getting tired of this.

Stress from work, I can take because I chose to work in this line. Stress from family is a given simply because they are my family. Stress from you? ABSOLUTELY UNNECESSARY.

Just go away and leave me alone. It'd be better that way.

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Matchmaking

My friends are attempting to matchmake me. Hahahahahaha.

One guy is another friend's-boyfriend's-brother. In AUSTRALIA, CANBERRA..!!!

So far away laaaa. If got feelings for him also pretty much like no point right? What more the fella hasn't seen me in-person before either + he wants to stay in OZland to work and earn more money for the time being.

Another guy is a friend's friend. Called me on Monday morning and asked: "Eh, you coming down today or not?"
Me: "FER WHAT, I'm working la brad-der! Dunno what time I'm getting off also!"
Friend: "I wanna introduce this guy to you la..."and proceeds to tell me the story of the guy

Apparently, the friend just broke up with this really terrible chick (FROM WHAT I HEARD OKIES? I'm not bad-mouthing his chick, ex, crush, whatever - she got together with someone else and still wants the fella to wait for her for one whoel year or something.)

My friend also scold la..say: Why you so stupid? Wanna wait and all? Better I intro a better gal to you?:
His Friend: NODS VEHEMENTLY and my friend calls me

ME: I don't want la. Sure become people's replacement. For what I get involved in this?
Friend: "He guarantee say won't wan" (??? This kinda thing can guarantee arr?? If we do get together and want to break up because he can't forget his ex or something like that, do I get a refund on my time, feelings and whatever I've put into the relationship?)

My friend sumore went and tell me how much he earn and what kinda person is he. Hahahahaha. I'm like: why you telling me all this? I haven't even met the fella la. What if I'm a money-minded person?

SIAO SIAO.

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My event (19th July 2006)

Yeah, I know, very the overdue. Shaddup. I show you leng lui in my pictures.

Shamser, Hannah Tan (NO, it's not Malaysia's Sexiest Woman, but she's damn sweet) and me at my event in Cilantro Restaurant and Wine Bar.

The food was awesome. Starter was foie gras, tuna and angel hair pasta and some asparagus wrapped in paper thin slices of beef.

Second course was wild mushroom soup. Main course wasa HUGE serving of cod fish, fried in soya sauce, served with italian rice or something like that.

We were shocked to see another serving of main course. This was extremely-BI-piece-of- tender mutton. So tender that you just press your fork onto the chunk of meat and it breaks into bite-size pieces that melts in your mouth.

Full kao kao edi. I didn't even manage to finish the fish, much less the mutton.

Finally, the dessert. Chocolate cake or something, gelato and some ice-cream that tastes a little like the little-honey-bits-in-White-Chocolate-Toblerone-bar.

Can die for. I love chocolate.

(I may not age gracefully with all the late nights, stress and what nots in this profession but the awesome fine dining makes it up for all. What more I just got an increment. Got eyebags? Go buy eyecream. Feeling the blues? Go retail therapy. :D:D:D:D:D:D

Will have to start buying all the skincare products now. It's never too young to start.

And here they are again with my boss and my client, Vanessa. She's like a typical Singaporean gal, very fair, thin, soft-spoken but minus the make-up.

Enjoy!